The MN

dedicated to entertaining the easily amused
(and people from Walla Walla)
issue date: March 10, 2001
Weather Report
Look out the goddamn window!

As for general weather patterns, it is very cold in the general area of my grandma. Actually closer to frigid. As we gravitate westward, we generally hear sounds of moaning, but the high pressure system is penetrating inward. This high pressure system is heating up, and grandma is starting to get a little moist. Our forecast says that in a few hours, grandma is going to be partly cloudy with a chance of showers.

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