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You know, if you're looking for nothing containing factual news. Or
even a shred of journalistic decency and aptitude. But hey, we figure
you like it this way. Unless you don't. In which case, this site's
author will hunt you down like you're Nicole and I'm O.J.
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So once your parents are firmly looking the other way,
Editor's Note: The Moon was scheduled to have its third issue
published sometime in mid-May. Due to unforseeable lack of time
and effort, we had to push it back to November 14, 2001. Due to much
more forseeable lack of time and effort, it has now been pushed back to
April 1, 2002. Sorry for the confusion, but we here at The Moon may
possibly get our act together soon. Or maybe not. You never know.
This page will be more fun than counting the dandruff flakes at your
feet. Unless that isn't dandruff. On second thought, we just don't
want to know.
people have come here for no reason. GET BACK ON APRIL 1!! (or we'll send the Menendezes after ya)